Mr. Bean...
BRAIN TUMOUR
> >> >>
> >> >> Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumour.
> >> >> Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
> >> >> Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
> >> >> Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
> >> >>
> >>
> >>**********************************************************************
> >> >>
> >> >> MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
> >> >>
> >> >> Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: 9
> >> >> Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the
> >> >>figure, the answer is 6!!
> >> >>
> >>
> >>**********************************************************************
> >> >>
> >> >> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
> >> >>
> >> >> Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
> >> >> Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet
> >> >>yet!!
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >>
> >>**********************************************************************
> >> >>
> >> >> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
> >> >>
> >> >> Friend: What are you looking at?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> >> >> Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
> >> >>
> >>
> >>**********************************************************************
> >> >>
> >> >> Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: 16
> >> >> Friend: Why?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better
> >> >>and 4 worse.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >>
> >>**********************************************************************
> >> >>
> >> >> CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
> >> >>
> >> >> Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I
> >> >>didn't see any picture.
> >> >> Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
> >> >>
> >>
> >>**********************************************************************
> >> >>
> >> >> Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
> >> >> Friend: condolence, my friend.
> >> >> After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
> >> >> Friend: what now?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
> >> >>
> >>
> >>**********************************************************************
> >> >>
> >> >> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
> >> >>
> >> >> Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4
> >> >>hrs.because of a power failure.
> >> >> Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator
> >> >>for 3 hrs.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >>
> >>**********************************************************************
> >> >>**************************************************
> >> >>
> >> >> Spelling lesson
> >> >>
> >> >> Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it
> >> >>one c or two c?
> >> >> Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
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