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Joke:

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly
gates. St. Peter checkes his dossier and says, "Ah,
you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and
is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets
dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and
starts designing and building improvements. After a
while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets
and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular
guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says
with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer
is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down
there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on
the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah,
right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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The phone rings at KGB headquarters.
''Hello? Hello, is this KGB?''
''Yes. What do you want?''
''I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz
as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared
diamonds in his firewood.''
''This will be noted.''
Next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is
kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds,
swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave. The phone rings
at Rabinovitz's house.
''Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?''
''Yes.''
''Did they chop your firewood?''
''Yes, they did.''
''Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my
vegetable patch plowed.''
----------------------------------------------------
George W. Bush was thrilled at finally being able to
spend his first night in the White House, but
something very strange happened.
On the very first night, he was awakened by George
Washington's ghost. Bush asked the ghost, "President
Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help
the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"
advised Washington.

With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still
couldn't sleep well, and then, later on that night,
the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark
bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to
help the country?" Bush asked.

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government,"
Jefferson answered.

Bush still couldn't sleep well, so much later, on the
same night he saw another ghostly figure moving in the
shadows.

It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

"Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the
country?" Bush asked.

Lincoln replied, "Go see a play."


โดยคุณ : akejung - ICQ: 20581201 [17:52:21  4 เม.ย. 2544]

ความคิดเห็นที่ 1
คือว่า มุขที่ 2 เราไม่เข้าใจง่ะ ช่วยอธิบายหน่อยจิ อ่านแล้วงงจางเยย ...
.. @_@ ..
โดยคุณ :akejung - [17:54:33  4 เม.ย. 2544]

ความคิดเห็นที่ 2
เย้วๆๆๆ .. เข้าใจแล้ว
ขอกิติกรรมประกาศให้แก่คุณมะลิฯ ผู้ชี้ทางสว่าง .. @^-^@ ..

(ถามเอง ตอบเอง เหมือนเพี้ยนเลยง่ะ .. - -')
โดยคุณ :akejung - [18:16:34  4 เม.ย. 2544]

ความคิดเห็นที่ 3
Joke:

Three guys died and when they get to the pearly
gates, St. Peter meets them there.

St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven
because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I
have to ask you a couple of questions. Make sure you
tell the truth because if you don't you will forfeit
your privilege of being here and we'll have to ask you
to visit our friend below. Your answers will also
determine what kind of car you get. You have to have a
car here in Heaven because it is so big!"

The first guy walks up and Peter asks him, "How
long were you married?"

The guy replies, "24 years."

St. Peter then asks, "Did you ever cheat on your
wife?"

The guy says, "Yes, about 10 times...but you said
I was forgiven."

Peter said, "yeah, but that's not too good. Here's
a Pinto for you to drive."

The second guy walks up and gets the same
questions from Peter to which he replies, "I was
married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but
that was during our first year and we worked it out
and I was faithful there after."

Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a
Lincoln Town Car for you to drive."

The third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know
what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years
and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my
wife like a queen!"

Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a
Jaguar for you to drive" A little while later, the
two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy
with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk so they
went to see what was the matter. When they asked him
what was wrong he tearily said, "I just saw my wife
and she was on a skateboard!"
โดยคุณ :akejung - [18:27:37  4 เม.ย. 2544]

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