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Lesson Number One:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the
crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day
long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped
on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up.

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Lesson Number Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I just don't have the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and
found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch
of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at
the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the
turkey out of the tree and had it for dinner.

Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there.

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Lesson Number Three:

When the body was first made, the various parts each wanted to be the Boss.
The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's
responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
brain. The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work
and earn all the money." And so it went on and on
with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the ass hole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the ass hole being the Boss. So the
ass hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a
short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched,
the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they
all decided that the ass hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed
out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any ass
hole will do.

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Lesson Number Four:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the dying bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began
to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and
ate him!

Management Lessons: 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your
enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of the shit
you're in is your friend.
3) And when you are in deep shit, keep your
damn mouth shut!


*** These valuable lessons will help you get ahead in today's highly
competitive work environment!
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