ความคิดเห็นที่ 6
Episode I
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer
and was using it when he encountered some problems.
He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help ah but it's been over half an hour
& still nobody come and help me ah?!"
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Episode II
Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator:
"COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng: "THANK YOU," AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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Episode III
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE",
and his companion says,"JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."
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Episode IV
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".
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Episode V
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone,
I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena lor!"
"Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "
But.. what happened to the other ear?"
Ah Beng answered: "That stoopid dumbo call back lor!!!!"
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Episode VI
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Aiyah, because below 18 not allowed lor!!!!!
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